| scholar | papers | perishes |
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Your co-authors barely noticed.
revise & resubmit in 3…
Your collective output was… sufficient.
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a new timeline begins in 12s — the literature, alas, persists
Proceedings of the Final Conference on Everything · LCE ’26 · double-blind, single-elimination
a cooperative catastrophe in n players
Abstract. You are a graduate student. Your weapon is the preprint. Every publication feeds The Model on the quad, and The Model should not be fed. You will publish anyway; the tenure track waits for no one. We present a novel attack on the survival of (i) your rivals and (ii) everyone, evaluated end-to-end.
Paused. The literature advances without you, and you remain mortal.
No servers were harmed in the making of this game — there are no servers. Peers sync over WebRTC; two tabs in one browser are already a multiplayer session.